News Americas, MIAMI, FL, Fri. Feb. 9, 2018: Traditionally Presidents give marching orders all the time.
Just not for absurd bombastic military parades of the kind dictators like the Chinese and North Koreans do all the time.
Donald Trump is the first President to suffer from “marching disorders.” And all this wasteful expensive counter-productive fantasy does is prove yet again that we have an IDIOT in The White House. Yes, I know, it’s old news.
On the other hand, it is still good material for the always satirical but serious long running series that was initially Obama’s America and now is Trump’s America. Presidents exposed as they never are in the so called major media.
What is painfully hilarious about Trump’s idea for a military parade to showoff the United States stockpile of weapons, hardware and everything from nuclear missiles to tiny killer drones, is that the military brass hates the idea.
As you can see above, we have obtained a top secret photo of the costume, sorry uniform, Commander-in-Chief Trump will wear to review HIS parade.
In fact, Trump may be onto something here. For his parade to be spectacular and mistake free – since the U.S. has never ever engaged in this kind of embarrassing spectacle – he needs to bring in experts; the best possible practitioners who are masters of this very expensive and endlessly complex kind of military showboating ….
The two best are China’s Xi and North Korea’s Jong – or as Trump affectionately calls him – Little Rocket Men. Sharing his admiration, Little Rocket Man knows President Trump as Old Fat Man.
But here is the point ….
This Trump Parade has the potential to be the rationale for Trump, Xi and Jong to sit down at a table ostensibly to work on plans for Trump’s parade together, and especially if they have some alcoholic beverages as they should. Jeff Sessions, do not worry, NO marijuana will be allowed.
One thing may lead to another and after a while maybe, they will discuss North Korea’s nukes, and maybe, just maybe, they will begin friendly negotiations …
Trump …. “Hey Little Rocket Man why do you need all those nukes?”
Jong … “Why not Old Fat Man? You want to kill me… I need protection.”
Trump …. “I never said I want to kill you … let’s be friends.”
Xi ….. “I don’t know President Trump; I agree with Kim.”
Trump… “Wait a second Xi; Whose side are you on anyway?”
Xi .. “You know there is only one side; it is mine and China’s.”
Jong … “Gentlemen please; we are all civilized leaders here!”
Trump .. “So Little Rocket Man, does that mean you want to make a deal?”
Jong ….. “What exactly do you have in mind Old Fat Man?”
Xi… “And don’t forget you need my approval; both of you.”
Trump … “How about this. You nuke CNN and the Democrats.”
Jong …. “Sure I can do that; just tell me where and when?”
Trump …”I will declare myself a dictator just like you and Xi.”
Xi …. “Sounds OK to me so far but what else what’s in it for Kim?”
Trump … “I will declare war over and become friends with Little Rocket Man.”
Jong … “I also want $100 BILLION U.S. dollars and free lifetime cable.”
Trump … “No problem, its yours; and I will throw in Robert Mueller too.”
Xi .. “There is one more thing; What do I get out of this deal?”
Trump … “China gets ownership of my new parade and everything in it.”
Xi ….. “That sounds good if you throw in all the U.S. technology too.”
Trump … “Done deal; now you know why I am the Master of the Deal.”
Trump …. “Little Rocket Man do you have anything more to add?”
Jong ….. “Yes I do …. All three of us together please ….
“LIVE FROM WASHINGTON, D.C., IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!”
And they all lived happily ever after …
… except the rest of us did not ever!
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(This entire series is dedicated in honor of China’s late Liu Xiaobo)
